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pussy crumbs

Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
by happy diver March 21, 2011
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Crumb Getta

A man who hits on a woman who is just out of a relationship that ended badly. The woman, devastated, is in a vulnerable and "crummy" position. The man in turn is there to pick up the crumbs, hence, the Crumb Getta.
"You hear? Stacy just got dumped a night before prom." Tyler
"No way, they seemed so happy together." Cole
"It ended really badly, shes a mess." Tyler
"Time for me to move in, I'm a Crumb Getta!" Cole
by AC Stunna July 20, 2008
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crum creek

a stream in Delaware commonly mispronounced as "cum creek"
mom! look! cum creek!

mom: what did you say?

dad: son, ill have to kick your ass for that.

son: sorry i meant crum creek.
by han377 October 26, 2008
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Crumb Back

Racial slang. A broke ass cracker is a crumb back mostly aimed towards poor white trash or any Caucasian.
by They Call Me El Jefe April 26, 2011
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Crumble Down Economics

A tax system that does not induce business reinvestment to expand the labor force creating cash flow and a larger taxable base thereby lessening available public investment dollars in municipal, state or Federal Government infrastructure.

As higher taxable income earners are able to keep more of their money in their banks or offshore and not reinvesting in their own nation which would expand cash flow and the taxable base, less money is available for municipalities, states and the Federal Government to fill potholes, repair schools and hospitals, fund environmental clean-up, hire more teachers and nurses, improve our electric grid and other infrastructure.
Potholes in city streets, rusting bridges, cracked highway pavement, under funded Super Fund sites, massive teacher lay-offs, nursing lay-offs, public park closings, under funded emergency services are all examples of Crumble Down Economics.
by Clem Gamble December 7, 2011
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crumb king

A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.
"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."
by sannabanana November 7, 2014
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Crumb

A person who is inbred(crumbs are in bread)
Cletus is a crumb
by Bageleaterkkjji October 10, 2016
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