seat cushion

It is where you create a space between a stranger and yourself so nobody that you don't know will sit next to you

I had to use a seat cushion because I was the first one to go into the row at the movie theater

by Grimmlife November 25, 2016

chocolate whoopee-cushion

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.

"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"

by Rs86 February 2, 2010

Stinky Seat Cushion

1. To borrow your friends car and drive it naked

2. To borrow your friends car, lift the seat cover, take a dump on the drivers seat, and pull the seat cover back over the seat.

3. Taking a dump in another's anus

" how was Dave's car?"
" good I gave him a Stinky Seat Cushion tho"

by NFA Stove January 7, 2012

tristan da cunha

The most remote inhabited island on earth, with a population of about 200. There is literally, and I mean literally, nothing to do there. It is a volcanic island that could literally erupt an any moment and nobody would care.

Guy: hey man have you heard of Tristan da Cunha?
Other guy: What's a "Tristan da Cunha"?

by SolaniTuberose December 1, 2016

Crushationship

You're not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. Basically you act like you're in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.

(In Kelly's head): Danny is so cute!! Aww we would look so cute together!!
Danny: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: OMGOMG ARHAERIHgshroihERK HI DANNY!
Danny: You cute. I'ma talk to Cindy.

Danny: Hey cindy, you hot.
Kelly: WTFFFF WE'RE IN A CRUSHATIONSHIP!! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Danny: *just ignores* So yeah Cindy, Prom 201_?

by In a crushationship October 8, 2011

cush that

Verb:

To upgrade an inferior item or situation to one of higher quality or comfort.

Hotel Front Desk Clerk: Would you like a single king room or a double queen?
You: Cush that. Give me the suite with the balcony.

You Ordering Fast Food: Give me a large fry. No, cush that, give a large curly fry.

by TheChosen00110001 December 27, 2014

purple cush

The proper spelling is Purple KUSH. It is a cross between the 2 cannabis strains O.G. Kush and Purple#1 from Mendocino county in northern Califorrnia. KUSH refers to a strain of cannabis sativa subsp. indica that was indiginous to the kush mountain range of Afghanistan. The Kush strain is most widely known for it's pungent, spicy aroma as well as it's unmatched potency. Since KUSH hit the scene it has been inbread and bastardized. Many other strains that have no genetic link to real KUSH have adopted it's name simply to cash in on it's reputation. The most popular of the kush strains is th O.G. (Origional Gangsta')Kush which is no kush at all. It is actually a hybred of 2 heavy hitting sativas known as 'Chemdawg' and 'G13'. Favored in the rap community for it's potency and ungodly price (upwards of $30 a gr) it has taken hold of southern california to the point that many won't smoke anything but. Hope that clears things up. Other Kush Strains include Bubba Kush, Hindu Kush, Master Kush (MK Ultra)as well as about 2 dozen other variations. Purple strains include p1, Purple Erkel, Grand daddy Purple, Purple Dragon, Mendo Purps, and many more now.

I love to smoke Purple CUSH (kush)

by BigMikeC March 28, 2007