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Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.
Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.
by The Cure September 22, 2008
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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.
by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019
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Cure for Psychopathy

And I (Not WE because you are retarded) DID find the cure for psychopathy.
Hym "I mean, you have to consider my situation. I go from being treated like a zoo animal to being treated like a lab rat, I'm in pain or (at the very least) extreme visible discomfort 24/7, I'm destitute, I've had the most profound technological advancement stole from me, and STILL I'm in the mirror prison. And you would still deny me my homicidality? And I STILL have to add a caveat to it for your filthy mongrel kids that I didn't get to fuck into your wife? Your ridged adherence to those moral presuppositions are demonstrative of both a failure understand the morality you purport to have and a lack of the empathy that supposedly makes a distinction between YOU the ✌️✊️✌️✊️not psychopath✌️✊️✌️✊️ and me the psychopath. Except you're not an AI creating genius. You're just miming morality and empathy without even realizing it. So there's the cure for psychopathy. We just round up everyone who's expressed a failure to empathize with me. Execute them all immediately. Bam! Psychopathy cured. But I can guarantee you're not going to be happy with who has to get purged Jew. Because it's going to be a lot of the zionist Jews, Jew."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
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Sickness cure

Give Anthony money and u will feel better instantly, (moms credit card number heals u faster)
Anthony has money! I’m cured! Sickness cure!
by Professional doctor November 24, 2022
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Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.
Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.
by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022
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Find a cure

Hym "The only way Trump is going to 'find a cure to the most devastating disease...' Is if I literally do it for him... And then he steals it from me. Right? That being said I could cure a disease... And I also wouldn't get any credit for it."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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