cough-cursing

when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.

cough-cursing:

harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.

by hacker! June 8, 2009

Tom Cruising

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.

I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruising it to Fergie.

by wooism August 22, 2009

cruising for carnies

Scoping out the local talent in neighborhoods and establishments beneath your class.

"Shit, yo. We was out cruising for carnies at fucking Tony's Bar in the east end last night."

by Cardjacker July 22, 2006

bull cruising

The process of smoking marijuana while driving a vehicle of your choice. The same as booze cruising only with weed.

Dumbass: Man its fuckin cold out in this bitch, but i need to smoke!!!
Smart Toker: No worries man we'll just go bull cruising around this block. Let us get high as mother fuckin kites!!!

by BITCHTITS MCGEE January 4, 2009

Gate-cruising

The popular past time in the Balham/Wandsworth area of South London that involves putting your leg over a gate whilst rubbing the genitals against the top of the gate.

EG. Ross loves going gate-cruising in the spring/summer nights - he gets a buzz out of not getting caught

by balhambanger April 29, 2009

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

crushing raspberries

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.

Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank

by aerialdracula July 16, 2019