crooked dick tip 

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious

crooked dick tip by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

crooked dick 

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

crooked dick by amor y paz June 20, 2015

crooked beat 

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

crooked beat by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

crooked george 

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

crooked george by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

Crooked hairline 

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

Crooked hairline by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

crooked-neck by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

crooked hat 

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from

I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!

crooked hat by tmoney2006 July 8, 2006