Crippler

A sex position. So hard core you'll cripple your girl.

Guy 1: Hey man i just had sex with her
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.

by cripplingpostisionman April 5, 2010

Social Cripple

A person who is alway saying the most inappropriate things at the absolute worst time.

Social HandgrenadeSocial RetardSocial VegetableSocially Hazardous

Don asks "So when are you having your baby?" The woman replies. "I'm not pregnant". That is an example of a social cripple.

See also : Social Handgrenade

by Don Myers July 15, 2006

cripple

usually a derogatory term for one who is disabled

"god damn bunch of cripples"

by arkah01 April 18, 2006

crippled

being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body

The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled

by Tommy Lyons March 31, 2007

crippled

the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.

whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*

by bobby cocks January 24, 2011

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

cripplephiliac

Someone who gets sexually aroused at the thought of being crippled, or of someone else who is crippled.

"Audigy gets aroused by the thought of being confined to a wheelchair."

by Dr. Freud March 31, 2004