dick suckers cramp

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.

Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

by Melon-head hunter01 November 28, 2013

crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005

crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008

crap'nshit

an accumulation of unwanted items, feelings, attitudes, etc.

"What is all this crap'nshit on the floor?"

"Leave your crap'nshit attitude at the door"

by Husband of the destroyer December 18, 2008

Crap Coaster

Life

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.

by MrMeek September 15, 2009

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

Crap Gas

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.

When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010