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Crap

Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.
1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?
by the.jez September 15, 2018
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Crap

A word for people that aren't allowed to swear/cuss but think their to cool to say the work "poop".
"Did you CRAP your pants." or "Dayyyum that smells like crap."
by Poopsicle02 August 4, 2014
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Crap

Crap Is One of the Worlds Newest Musical Styles.
Basically, Crap Is a Fusion between Country Music And Rap, Which Is where It's Name came from.
It involves rapping over a country instrumental, which can sound Great Or Terrible and Cringy.
Hey, Do You Like Country?
Nah, I'm More into Rap.
I have an Idea, Let's Listen. To Crap Instead!
by Mr. Jellyfish January 20, 2019
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Crap

The chocolate pudding that comes out your asshole when your stomach hurts.
by The real mother fucker October 3, 2017
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Crap

A differing opinion on a subject that is absolutely and unquestionably correct. Commonly takes place of shit.
Dude 1: hey, that dude's talking crap!
Dude 2: yeah, he makes so much sense.
by Thohm March 3, 2020
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Crap²

Feces that was excreted by an animal that had a completely coprophageious food source.

Effectively crap that has been recrapped. Like if a dog eats cat crap then craps on your living room floor.

Used non literally to exaggerate dissatisfaction with somethings quality. Written as "crap²" but spoken as "crap squared" or "crap to the second power" can also be increased to C³ and so forth.
"Dude your wife's cooking taste like crap²( crap squared)." "Whatever bro, you probably taste your breath, i t smells like crap³( crap to the third power)!"
by Joshamaphone May 18, 2022
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Crap

The thing that some YouTubes think is not a swear word also used to describe the poo you ejected from ur asshole after ur dad walks in and finds out u didn’t flush
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