A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.
Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.
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Get the z06 corvette mug.A vehicle created by GM company Chevrolet, seen as it's flagship GT car it has been in production since 1953, the beginning was great but towards the C-3 the car gained a lot of criticism from its terrible design, and its massive gas consuming engine that could not beat a Smart car. Chevrolet fixed it but the corvette name was ruined, and it has been. The corvette has been boring up until the C-7, the ones before where not as fast as modified imports, or even stock ones from all over Europe and Japan, the ones before the C-7 and after the C-3 where made out of the worst quality ever, if one where to step inside the cabin of 2005 corvette it would feel like you are in a Chevy Cobalt (a cheap car made by chevy), the corvette also shared many interior and exterior parts from cheap cars from GM. The car was very plain and just proved to Europe how the U.S is unable to make a GT, but the C-7 is Chevrolets latest shot at the GT market, a new more exotic style that tries to compete with Italian cars, and technology made to take on the germans, yet Chevy had many problems that had not been fix but known for a year, GM recalled many in late 2014- 2015 and the Corvette is hard to find because of this. The vehicle holds a place in American culture but it's just another V-8 that is overhyped that gets beaten by a garage built 4-Cyl or 6-Cyl Japanese car, or the Nissan GT-R (any model) at big boy races
America: We have a new corvette
Japan: 我々は1994年にそのような何かを持っていました
Germany: oh nett, gesehen die neue porche 9-11?
GM: Kind of , it's been recalled
Japan: 我々は1994年にそのような何かを持っていました
Germany: oh nett, gesehen die neue porche 9-11?
GM: Kind of , it's been recalled
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It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
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