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Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.
*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
by Belinski November 3, 2018
mugGet the Cornered and Cornholedmug.

cornhole the roll

before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)
“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.
by For TIMMAH! July 30, 2018
mugGet the cornhole the rollmug.

Reverse cornhole

Sex position where the male twerks on the wall and the female approaches him from behind, grabs his penis, and jacks him of while licking his anal hole.
Dude my girlfriend just reverse cornhole me!
by Sexpo master April 14, 2014
mugGet the Reverse cornholemug.

Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.
That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.
by andy1 March 21, 2009
mugGet the Nebraska Cornholersmug.

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region
Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.
by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005
mugGet the cornhole commandomug.

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.
That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.
by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005
mugGet the cornhole carwashmug.

cornhole conquistador

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?
by tlet March 28, 2008
mugGet the cornhole conquistadormug.

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