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Contendo

Contendo is a Splatoon YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers and makes funny moment videos on the game. He even makes memes on the game as well and even just shit-posts. He's a very cool YouTuber, please watch him.

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Hey Contendo, you're a idiot lmao.
by ContendoYT November 28, 2019
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Conté

A group of contemporary futuristic creatives who mostly in Port Harcourt and fight their way through the difficult media.
These conté folks are ready to start a movement in Port Harcourt
by Lovenew April 10, 2019
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Contempted

When someone (usually an opp) gets bitten on their eye by a mosquito and becomes dumbfounded.
Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.
by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022
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anal confetti

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.
I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...
by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004
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Content cop

The death sentence of YouTube, Content cop is a series created and produced by YouTuber Ian Carter better known by his channel’s name: idubbbztv. Individuals met with the terrible fortune of being targeted by content cop include: Tana Mongoose, Ricegum, Keematar, Jinx, Leafyishere, extra... Content cops are infamous for entailing sudden subscriber drops and a negitive like to dislike ratio.
Hey niggerfaggot did you see the new content cop on Mel Gibson?
by To Jeff or not to Jeff March 12, 2018
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connet

(from Malbo) Fr. pseudo-derivitive of connection. Pronounced "cah-NAY". A person who supplies and/or sells illicit or controlled substances or black market merchandise.
After I hook up with the connet, we can get the party started.
by Etch July 14, 2006
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Contemplate

The essence of this word, or its stem is: To temporarily elate any cons. Thus contemplate. Think deeply, going within the metacaverns of your colorful mind, exposing the inner, radical contents of the unconcious centres and bringing them to the light.. in the end you get a highly-defined, crystal view of any situation or thought/phenomena.. hyperdynamic states of awareness, your seed is planted, interconnected and synchronized with all beings, becoming one four-dimensional harmonginous fungai of Sacred imagination, mirroring through quadre-polegonic trapeziums, ascending the juzembi-roughers into to creatures of multi-hexangular LOVE!!!!
Aldous: What would we need to do to perceive infinity?

William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.

Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.
by Phosphorojic September 9, 2010
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