dick touching contest

A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.

We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.

by thisispointless0 May 5, 2011

Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014

2nd place in the contest

When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you

Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack

by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017

Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing

"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live

by Charno July 1, 2019

dock measuring contest

A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.

Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.

The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.

by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021

fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007

contested expression

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or “vandalism.”

After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.

by csk greener April 2, 2006