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consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.
I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.
by Joe November 8, 2003
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conspicuous consumer

someone who purchases at locations for an underlying purpose of being seen. Buying the label not the look.
Someone who walks around with a Starbucks cup; Someone wearing a shirt with a very obvious logo (i.e.: ENYCE)

Mark is such a conspicuous consumer, look at his shirt.
by Amanda2008 April 9, 2008
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costume

Someone that puts up a front. Somone pretending to be someone or something else and it is not even Halloween. Puting on a Costume for us sort of speak.
by Anonymous August 9, 2003
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badger costume

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.
Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!
by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005
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consumerican

An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.
You'd have to be a real consumerican to always think you need the newest, most expensive computer every two years.
by Fantastic_Dan November 10, 2004
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Batman Costume

It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.
My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.
by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010
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consumer whore

1. One who purchases (or complains about lack of ability to purchase) popular clothes or music solely in an attempt to conform.

2. One who purchases unpopular clothes or music solely in an attempt to be nonconformist.

3. One who shops at Hot Topic.
1. "Look at that consumer whore shopping at Fitch! I overheard him complain about their prices just the other day!"

2. "Why does she wear that AFI shirt? She hates the band, along with the rest of the school..."

3. "Fucking tight pants-wearing, name-dropping, commie-spouting dick. I heard him singing Sean Kingston the other day."
by Galatas October 24, 2007
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