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Conservative by Metis204 April 8, 2020
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Conservative by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021
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the initial stage to delusion (or might be a centrist). If you know a conservative, get them out of that lifestyle as soon as possible or they may fall into deeper delusion such as white nationalism or fascism.
Bob is a conservative, he only watches PragerU and Fox News and think anybody to the left of Reagan is a communist.
Conservative by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021
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Conservative by Evilbrunette November 25, 2021
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a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
conservative by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022
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You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative by Hym Iam November 23, 2022