Conservative

Someone who falls on the "right" end of the political spectrum.

In the United States in particular, a person who cherishes the religious freedom said nation is founded upon, is hated for thinking differently from people who profess "open-mindedness" to the point of being dismissed from employment and educational institutions, and who aren't afraid to work for their own living nor to actually defend their freedoms.

One who opposes the erosion of society from psychologically destructive substances and relationship-destroying sexual promiscuity.

One who opposes freeloaders and election-rigging.
Rachel: Mike is always on time, he always gets the job done, and he hasn't called me at 3 in the morning to pick him up from a bar or bail him out of jail! How can I make the rest of my employees like that?

Steven: Well, if they were conservative like him, they would be.
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Bunch of white folks who hate everybody.
He hates blacks, latinos, gays, native Americans, and anybody who didn't vote for the same person he voted for... must be one of those conservatives.
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A technique employed when one finds oneself taking a crap and the toilet paper is almost completely gone whereby the crapper most make complete use every square inch of toilet paper in order to make an effective wipe before the end of the roll.

An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.
"I went to take a crap and realized that I was almost out of toilet paper"

"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"

"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"
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Conservative is the process of NOT being really aggressive.
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A close-minded, grody, greasy hair, most likely misogynistic guy with a mullet, asshole
“A Conservative is the type of person to never have felt the touch of a woman so for some reason that makes them misogynistic, homophobic, and racist.”
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Dave was a Conservative
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