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Conchmonch

Going all out in pleasing your female partner's nethers.

See "monch the conch"

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Conchmonch (noun or verb)
Conchmoncher (a moncher of conch)
Conchmonched (state of having conch been monched)
Conchmonching (a state of active and ongoing conch monch)
Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He's a conchmoncher for sure.

Girl 1: So when's the wedding?
by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022
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conchampious

1. 1st-Person description of being conchampuous.

(Study) Conchampious with an "I" is spoken in first person. Ex. I'm working out harder than ever nowadays. I've been feeling pretty confident...confident and conchampious lately.

Conchampuous, on the other hand, with a "u," is directed at someone else who's conchampious.

Ex. "Serena Williams and Amanda Nuñes are both conchampuous athletes. Some of the best of our era."
Conchampious with an "I" is speaking of one's self.

Conchampuous with a "u" is directed toward someone else. You cannot say, "He, she or they are conchampious." You would say, "He, she or they are conchampuous."

You cannot say, "I'm feeling conchampuous. You would say, "There's no question that Floyd Mayweather Jr's consistent work ethic and belief system makes him conchampious, and undoubtedly the greatest boxer in history.
*An easy reminder is knowing that "u" is directed at someone else (conchampuous), and "I" is self (conchampious). Now, tell your friends

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"I am conchampious. Like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I am conchampious. I am conchampious because, like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I exemplify everything honorable as a champion 🏆."
by golincolnlincoln July 10, 2022
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conchabla

No literal meaning. Used when you're panicking, like yelling.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CONCHABLAAAA!! HELP ME HELP ME!!!
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paddy conheady

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monch the conch

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.
Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?
by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022
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confHIGHdence

The feeling of over all confidence to do anything from talking to any girl at a party or saying whatever you want without getting embarrased because you are HIGH
Guy 1: Dude what happened, why'd you stop talking to that girl outta no where?

Guy 2: Ionno man i guess sobered up and lost all the confHIGHdence...

Guy 1: Oooo, tough bro, oh well my turn
by qwertyqwert2 January 30, 2010
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Colohaust

Noun.

The thing you commit when you mix up words or consonants in a spoken phrase.
The colohaust of World War II was a tragedy. Don't you mean the holocaust? Oh yes, I just committed a colohaust.

Hey look, there's a phone on my cat case! Don't you mean a cat on your phone case? Crap, yes I committed another colohaust!
by colohaustbibby March 31, 2015
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