Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.

The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.

by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021

conley

a hot guy with a amazing heart for the world and will appreciate everyone and everything

he’s a hot guy and super nice their name should be conley

by moe is daddy August 17, 2021

Conley

Conleys are mostly pretty suspicious, and could somehow be the co-creators of the face. Also, somehow every time I see Captain Cananada I never see any Conleys?

Okay, that Conley is acting really suspicious right now.

by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023

Catfish Consent

When one internet user gives another user the permission to "Catfish" them, or pretend to be someone they're not, over Facebook/other social media to facilitate an online romance.

Mo: I'm totally letting Lucy Catfish me because I'm pretty sure her fake Facebook is about to invite me to the Jimmy Buffett concert.

Karen: Does she know that you know? Is her Alias kinky?

Mo: Oh 100%, but don't worry I gave her Catfish Consent.

by beingcatfishedrn April 20, 2017

By Consent Virgin

A By Consent Virgin, is someone who has never had sex on their own will, meaning their virginity has been taken away by rape, but they still classify themselves as a virgin by consent. They have also never had sex before with consent which the term Virgin comes from.

Girl 1: I’m so sorry for what happened to you.
Girl 2: it’s ok, I’m still a *by consent virgin*

by Pizza Lover Girl June 23, 2020

consensual role play

On a MUSH (sort of like a text-based MMO), Consensual Roleplay means that your character will not get into any sticky wickets that you do not want him/her to get in. You control your destiny, and if Quickswitch wants to murder you with his space-puma jaws, you can say no. Alternately, you can't touch Alpha Q in the swimsuit area without his written permission.

"You can't kill Cliffjumper, Scourge! He doesn't consent. We have a 'consensual role play' policy! Learn that shit!"

by Cyclonus the Warrior, and his Armada February 11, 2008