Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015

Flag

Get the Confetti tampon mug.

Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?

Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.

by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022

Flag

Get the Crystal Confetti mug.

Confetti

New way of saying Money! The term is used mainly in Chicago/Atlanta.

I got hella confetti let's splurge on some hoes tonight

by RichForever February 6, 2023

Flag

Get the Confetti mug.

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018

Flag

Get the sweaty yeti confetti mug.

Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.

- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.

by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 5, 2020

Flag