Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.

John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.

by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020

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colburn confetti

Scratchcard scratchings

Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

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Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021

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Guatemalan confetti

n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass

"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"

by ralph_volcano March 25, 2021

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Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.

Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"

Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"

by Psycocat May 1, 2021

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Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!

“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”

by katvond16 September 29, 2021

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