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Conrad

Conrad is a nice guy who has a big ego, but when he meets someone he really likes, he's the nicest person on earth to them. He'll always put up a fight and perhaps encourage fights too. If you know a Conrad, be prepared for someone with a big ego, but don't worry, once you get close, you'll find him to be the nicest guy ever.
Guy 1: "Conradddddd!!! You got such a big ego bro!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, you do, but you're a nice guy!"
by sixfoottentoes August 31, 2020
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the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded
dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!
by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010
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(n)
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.

a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language
Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.
by ak March 8, 2005
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A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it
"Oye Conrad, Getta ova here!"
"Oye Conrad, You are a queerbait!"
by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008
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A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.
Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.
by jadestar114 May 26, 2010
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Someone who joins stupid high school gangs and wears lame clothes in the hope of gaining popularity.
Ironically, it is these things which cause them to lack popularity.
God, he's such a conrad.

That guy should really give up. So conrad.
by uih8 December 16, 2008
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guy #1: bro ru gay
conrad: yea lol
by urmomgaycelina September 5, 2021
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