Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

Columbian Puppy Chow

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015

columbian bam bam

coke, booger sugar, nose candy, yayo, crack, etc
pretty much cocaine:P

Reese: There's nothing like fear that will make a man avoid prison, so I taped a bag of cocain under the hood of the car and called the boys in blue. Now the way I see it, you got about two minutes before you're serving 5 to 10. So what's it gonna be: Jail or prison?
Ricky: What are you talking about?!
Reese: Real simple son! Cops are comin', and there's a kilo of Columbian bam bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what? Let's go!

WOOT TALEDEGA NIGHTS:D

by Bob Chingchongedy August 2, 2007

Columbian Rim Job

When your partner puts cocaine on your asshole and gives you a rim job i.e eats the booty.

"Damn Daniel,last night Sally gave me a Columbian Rim Job"

by Grey_Fox_El_Chingon June 7, 2016

Columbian GoGo Sugar

Pure Columbian cocaine.

Hey, Nick do you wanna go to my house and consume some Columbian GoGo sugar?

by TheDictionaryofGod June 1, 2019

Columbian neck tie

The act in which a person slits someones upper throat (but not so that they die), and then pulls their tounge out through the slit.

"What should we do with him?"
"Lets give him a Columbian neck tie."

by Silentkilla October 23, 2003

columbian puppies

columbian having reference to a country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.

"would you like to buy a gram of columbian puppies?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"

by erik fucking norton April 24, 2009