Coldplayed

A play on words and reference to the band coldplays hit song “fix you.”

The classic scenario of someone trying to fix their partner in a relationship just to get played and hurt in the process.

Damn bro, I thought you knew better then to try and fix a bitch.

You coldplayed yourself.

He thinks he’s going to get that girl to love him but he’s Coldplaying himself.

by anomolous December 22, 2023

The Coldplay effect

The Coldplay effect is named for the band Coldplay, and is used to describe something that is iconic and respected, but generic and only the favourite thing of a small number of people.

"Spaghetti bolognese is a pretty average meal when you think about it, but so many people enjoy it."

"You could say it's affected by the Coldplay effect."

by gallifrey_stands June 1, 2021

unexpected Coldplay

When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.

There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.

by Glueyvitamin69 December 4, 2024

Coldplayed

Outing a cheating couple in the most public manner imaginable.

You launched your affair like Astronauts and it was so public that you got coldplayed.

by Rocket Science July 17, 2025

Coldplayed

When you are at an Coldplay concert with your side piece and getting jumbotronned

You just got coldplayed son!

by Lkhagva July 17, 2025

Coldplayed

A couple are caught having and affair and it becomes very public.

" Did you hear about .... and ... being Coldplayed ?"

by Thumper of Flower July 17, 2025

Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025