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Stephen Colbert

1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.
1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...
by Thor B December 9, 2006
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colien

Colien is a polish name. Colien is a very nice person, she's funny and everybody likes her. Everybody want a best friend like Colien.
1: i want a best friend..
2: do you see the girl next to us? I bet she's nice, she looks like a Colien
by swaesno1 January 8, 2017
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Stephen Colbert Syndrome

The process of transitioning from a satiric depiction of a thing to the very thing you once parodied. Named after Stephen Colbert, who originally played the character right wing ideologue named "Stephen Colbert", who told yo what to think. Over time, he has become the Blue State equivalent of his earlier "Stephen Colbert" character. He has come full circle.
You know how originally she mocked bad weepy singer-songwriters? Now she takes herself seriously and has misses her own joke. Stephen Colbert Syndrome!
by TrustFalls January 22, 2021
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Collier's Disease

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008
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colbert

Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.
He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.
by vigwig May 3, 2008
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Stephen Colbert

1. The best news anchor in the history of TIME!! Hosts the Colbert Report on comedy central. Also kown as Stephen T. Colbert.

2. The act of getting something named after yourself. Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is so awesome that he has a shit load of stuff named after him.
1. "The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!"-Stephen Colbert.

2. "As you know i am the undisputed king of geting things named after me, in fact the very act of getting something named after you is called a 'Stephen Colbert'."-Stephen Colbert.
by whipyouwithawetnoodle September 19, 2009
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Combing the Collie

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.
Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years
by Crystal_M August 15, 2010
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