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chat standoff

what often happens when two people are partaking in an instant messaging conversation. one person begins to type but then sees the icon that represents the other person is typing. this causes them to stop in an attempt to let the other person enter what they were typing. however, the other person notices that the first person was typing and also stops typing. thus, both people stop typing because they anticipate the other person will say something. chat standoff can often lead to extended moments of virtual silence and awkwardness that neither party enjoys.
guy 1: so i talked to tiffany on aim last night.
guy 2: how'd that go?
guy 1: terrible. we got caught in chat standoff and didn't say anything for half an hour.
by ilikedykes January 22, 2009
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Facebook Chat

The most retarded program ever written and posted on the internet.

It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.

Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.

Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
Guy 1- Were you trying to say something on the F-book today?

Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
by MPeds February 5, 2009
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good chat

When someone ignores you or doesn't answer your question you would say "good chat"
Walking into a room full of people and saying "hi guys" everyone ignores you. You would say "good chat" .
by Dunk151 July 13, 2016
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Chat Fight

When two people have an argument that takes place entirely on Google Chat or in a chat room.
Ashley and I got in the worst chat fight yesterday.
by Tyris Flare October 23, 2010
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Chat room

A way for people to make stupid/boring/embarrassing comments to bland/stupid/embarrassing people.
Embarrassing + Stupid + boring: I've got a BIG COCK
Embarrassing + Stupid: LOL I RoXoR jOO nOOB
by D.iode May 31, 2003
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Chate

That was so chate, that guy just ripped me off.
by Graeme July 1, 2004
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Chateau

1. Impressive stylishness in appearance or behavior.

2. High Class.

3. Rich in appearance or behavior.
The new CLA Benz is pretty chateau for just 30k.
by Kreziwill September 28, 2013
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