Lance Coconut

"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.

A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?

B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.

by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011

The Coconut

A new trending dance move created by Mr. Stew that is done by putting one hand up in a curved way and the other hand below the stomach you then move your hips and alternate your hands to the beat

Have you seen that new lil uzi music video! They were all hitting “the coconut”

by Daddy Carl July 30, 2019

cockney

Person from the East End of London. Supposedly 'born with the sound of bow-bells'. When I used to live in Houghton Regis there were some next door, and they talked and acted nothing like the ones in Eastenders (most of whom are posh actors trying to sound working class). And let's be honest, a lot of TV producers are lovies and darlings who seem to think working class people (especially cockneys) are automatically criminals. Alright, I'm sure there are criminals in the East End. But thanks to a succession of useless, soft-head, corrupt UK governments, there are bloody villains everywhere you go in Britain. Counties around the south of England tend of be full of 'mockneys' - total arseholes who think putting on a fake cockney accent makes them sound hard (but don't tell their mummies).

Mo Slater has stolen a baby's cot and is now selling it like the heartless criminal she is. Egads! You nasty evil cockney!

Oh, go smell the coffee, BBC.

by StormSworder August 11, 2006

Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

Spell coconut

When a girl is using her hips to spell out the word “coconut” while riding a guys dick

Katie used the technique called “spell coconut” on my dick for an easy nut

by Clarahs dumb July 17, 2019

coconut jiggle

The female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks.

His girlfriend gave him a coconut jiggle this morning after she got out of the shower.

by Mudbone January 31, 2008

coconut custom

A hodgepodge of gizmos that are expected to work flawlessly together as a mode of transportation. Cobbled together parts that vaguely resembles transportation. Tricked out shit that defies logic. Customization beyond custom.

I can't believe that your motorcycle even works, its a total coconut custom. Did you use a hammer to fit those parts together on your coconut custom?

by Capt. Sweatypants November 5, 2009