cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

by Wighteggy August 7, 2023

Cocksteady

The manner in which you hold your rifle in Western Cowboy TImes

My my, you sure is holding that rifle mighty cocksteady

by TheMightyCoxster November 2, 2023

Cockscare

When you masturbate to a picture/video of what APPEARS to be a female. But is revealed to have a cock. Essentially creating a “jumpscare”

Guy: “Dude I was jerking off to this chick and then she cockscared me!”
Guy 2: WTF!

by Orgytober February 17, 2026

Cocksière

A fancy word for a cock sucker at any mining facility either surface or underground. A worker who favours the bosses cock in their mouth. A worker most likely to be found under the bosses desk.

-The boss looks really off guys. Maybe we should send in the Cocksière.

-The boss really needs his Cocksière
-Steve you Cocksière! Is that you under the bosses desk?

by Ugminer October 7, 2025

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023