A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).
"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
by Muffinator June 15, 2016
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Get the Cock monger mug.One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.
"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"
"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"
"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?
"What a bunch of cuckmongers."
"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"
"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?
"What a bunch of cuckmongers."
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