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coach dan 

Coach dan is usually a coach that cares deeply about his team. He is funny, the best coach in the town, talented, and goes out of his way to teach his team. Coach dan is a very honest man who doesn’t like liars. He loves animals especially squirrels and deer. He’s the type of person u can have a drink with and talk for hours.
I really want to be on Coach Dans team, other girls say he’s better than the other coaches.
coach dan by Anonymous3356 October 18, 2018
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coach effect 

The hours between 12 am and 2 am when you've had too many tequila shots and you realize that you are 3 shots away from giving up your virginity to the first guy that says you are pretty because you are completely drunk and it's Coach's fault.
"Dude, I was pounding so many freaking Patron shots last night come midnight they triggered the coach effect."
coach effect by CTJRE December 19, 2016

coach allen

Some annoying teacher who is a coach who knows nothing about what they teach.
That bush is a coach Allen
coach allen by #FakeNews February 23, 2018

Coach Rob 

The Coach Rob is a person who is clueless how to manage a youth baseball team. A person who can not even pitch batting practice because he throws like a sped.
Poor Nolan was in a homerun contest and they sent coach rob out there to pitch. Hit that fucking kid 5 times.
Coach Rob by Baseball dog January 4, 2019

Coach Zee 

Coach Zee didn't know where Homestar's hat was.
Coach Zee by GastonRabbit July 24, 2003

Coach Fucker 

This is the term used when a child is trying to get on a good sports team, and the mother fucks all the coaches so he will get on.
Whoa, you see lady? She's such a coach fucker, that's why little Billy is on the all-star team.
Coach Fucker by Mike Hansen June 19, 2006
Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.
The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.
Coach Z by Matt July 2, 2003