Clockedtasticity

I am Clock'd 0Ne, I created this fine rating system to be used originally in the review of films. It has now grown beyond this confine and is being used internationally throughout Europe and America as a rating for anything deemed worthy of such a highly regarded system.

Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.

Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s

Examples:

Clockedtastic rating: 5 w00ts!

I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.

Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.

by Clock'd 0Ne June 27, 2004

Clacked

Hoping for a humerous release of wind you inadvertently fill your underpants with solid, rendering them unusable

Husband: "Ooops!! I just clacked my trunks"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"

by panda-niku May 17, 2010

chucked

to be raped in the ass by a certain track coach of College Park High School

I won't join track because I don't want to get chucked.

by I Love CP Track May 4, 2005

clocked

Verb: To notice or suddenly see something.

Predominantly Scottish (?) use.

"I walked in the bar and clocked my mates waiting for me."

"I've clocked the look on his face and decided not to bother explaining."

by mardy379 October 24, 2007

Clocked

To complete a video game.

I clocked Final Fantasy 7

by NuclearApox September 4, 2005

chucked up

a more polite way of saying fucked up, also when a guy named chuck really fucks up

man, this moron really chucked up my car

by douglas epley November 16, 2006

cold-clocked

When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.

Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!

by Flarkington April 27, 2010