The Cleveland Weaver

The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".

Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"

Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"

by AugmentedMirage April 29, 2013

send a fax to cleveland

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

clevelanding

Form of precipitation which is undefined and tends to be a mix of rain, snow, sleet, hail, and perhaps something else. Common in Cleveland Oh. Also a word which can general all around bad weather.

The weather was so bad today that it just couldn't decide and started clevelanding.

by Gelox56 October 12, 2009

Cleveland Hot Waffle

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

by beerman22 August 26, 2013

Cleveland BBQ

Taking a dump in your neighbor's grill and adding BBQ sauce in the dead of winter for him to discover on the first cookout of the year.

Dude, wtf is on your grill?!?!?!
Aw man, I think it's a Cleveland BBQ

by drunkdude69 January 24, 2011

cleveleys

A place you go to retire, or die. Like the elephants graveyard, except not for elephants.

"My grandfather is old, he's ready for Cleveleys."

"If you can't stand up, have no teeth and can't remember last Tuesday- It's time for Cleveleys."

by Frodonym October 7, 2013

Cleveland Citrus

Cleveland Citrus is a fermented beverage composed of feces and urine. Cleveland citrus is made by shitting and pissing in a toilet for at least one week without flushing. After the week-long period, the drink is ready for consumption. Cleveland Citrus is typically served like fruit punch, with the toilet being the punch bowl.

I went over to Ethan's place on Sunday for some ice-cold Cleveland Citrus and piss cakes with the boys!

by 6969_mynamejeff_6969 May 4, 2021