Clickbait

All the ads on urban dictionary. legit saw one that said "he posted this picture of his dog, and people immediately called the police." what actually happened was some guy started posting pics of his dog, and people loved it. eventually the the police saw it and they thought his dog was a bulldog and bulldogs were illegal in his town. they told him that he can't have that dog in the town but then turns out it wasn't a bulldog and everything was fine.

person 1:I fucking hate clickbait!
person 2: same

by User2675588887 June 5, 2019

Clickbait Communicator

A person who purposely makes vague statements in an attempt to make you engage with them in conversation, or in some cases to upset you.

Examples of a Clickbait communicator

EX GF: Based on everything that has transpired between us, I am now going to proceed.
EX BF: Proceed with what?
EX GF: I'm taking final action based on the circumstances.
EX BF: What does that mean? Are you OK?
EX GF: Yeah everything is great!!!!

Coworker: I just talked to the boss and got some really interesting information on the down low.

You: OK, what's up?
Coworker: Nothing much; just some things that are going to happen.
You: What are you trying to tell me?
Coworker: Nothing really, we just had a discussion. It was nothing.

by DominiqueBretodeau February 1, 2022

clickaty clank

sound of money goin into your piggy bank

50 cent's song piggy bank
"clickaty clank, clickaty clank, the money goes into my piggy bank"

by kickak March 14, 2005

Clickage

The accuracy of how something clicks.

I mean after so many porn hunts, the clickage of someone’s mouse isn’t going to be that good.

by flowerchild99 November 26, 2017

Clickbait

A genre of video mainly on the platform YouTube which features a title and thumbnail about the game Fortnite that has something that looks cool or trending, but when clicked, the video is not about what the thumbnail was and is a poorly edited or not edited at all video about unedited Fortnite which usually results in a significant loss of braincells.

Grownup College Dropout: gets up
"I really want views on YouTube, but how? I don't know how to make good content."
"Hey look! There's that trending game Fortnite! I'll make a video about me playing Fortnite! Now I just need a cool thumbnail, and I'll be famous!"
Gets free fortnite thumbnail template and makes title of video "OMG!! You won't BELIEVE this trickshot in Fortnite! (99 KILLS IN DOUBLES) (*INSANE*) (YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!)
goes from 2 subs to 9Mil
The YouTube community that has braincells: CLICKBAITING IDIOT

by i think i'm smart but sike October 25, 2018

Clickbait

Every YouTuber uses it except for reactions but those are shitty enough

Ryan vo wrote this definition about clickbait

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN October 6, 2017

clickadees

Old term referring to Clear Eyes.

GET ME THEM CLICKADEES!

by KING FU3GO June 6, 2011