A thoughtless and generally narcissistic freestyle musician that frequents parties with the soul intent of hijacking the gathered crowd for his own need of an admiring audience. Typically, the musician will arrive with an instrument (drum, accoustic guitar, or didgeridoo) in hand, find the most densely populated area of the party, and proceed to play, despite the activities or interest of the people around him. Often, they will play with their eyes closed and conveniently ignore the jeers and looks of disapproval. Other musicians may be invited to play, but will quickly find themselves challenged by technique or speed in order to establish the better musician.
He started playing his drums in the middle of the living room, with complete disregard for the people that were chatting and enjoying each others company. I will never invite that drum-circle jerk to a party again!
by Sailor Lady September 30, 2009
Get the drum-circle jerkmug. An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.
I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.
by alphasniper February 23, 2009
Get the circle jerk economymug. by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013
Get the Circle jerk selfiemug. The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.
I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!
I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!
I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!
by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010
Get the getting the circle jerkmug. Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.
by weyus July 22, 2011
Get the Google circle jerkmug. Self-congratulatory discussions on Google+ where one's reputation as a social media expert is praised by countless wannabes.
by JDailey July 24, 2011
Get the Google Circle Jerkmug. Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.
To All Employees,
Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.
-HR
Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"
Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."
Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.
-HR
Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"
Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."
by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017
Get the Virtual Circle Jerkmug.