cigarette lunch

when you do have time to eat lunch, you smoke a cigarette instead. the cigarette suppresses your hunger tiding you over to the next meal.

Q:Hey, what did you have for lunch today?

A: nothing, i had a cigarette lunch

I have no time in between classes on tuesday to eat lunch, so i have a cigarette lunch while i walk to my next class.

cigarette lunch by smokerjoecollegestudent November 17, 2009

cigarette dance 

happens when you smoke a cigarette outside while the wind keeps changing directions and you keep moving around trying to avoid the smoke.

Goll, i keep having to do the cigarette dance becuase the wind keeps changing directions and i don't want to smell!

cigarette dance by fuggit April 27, 2009

cigarette effect 

a phenomenon when a guy who juuls appears to seem cuter than he actually is. kinda like when actors pose with cigarettes, they are hotter. the cigarette effect

he's not even that cute but because cigarette effect he is

cigarette effect by poopie000 April 25, 2020

cigarette druggie

People whose taste in men that look like they haven’t had any sleep and eat cigarettes for breakfast. Ex: their looks tend to be pale, strong defined jaw, cheekbones, eye bags for days, etc. Extra points if they’re a feminist, dress nice, and are respectful.

“Hey, tell me about your ideal type of man?”
—“ I’m a total cigarette druggie just like the guys posted on @cigarettedruggies.”

cigarette druggie by Cigarettedruggies June 7, 2021

cigarette drugs 

a joint.

used by the ignorant or the goody goody.

ARE YOU SMOKING CIGARETTE DRUGS!?

cigarette drugs by Dr.Cripple July 29, 2009

cigarette stub 

Another name for a cigarette butt.

Hey Jackson!
Check out that sand urn in front of the 7-11!!
It's just overflowing with cigarette stubs -- guess nobody believes in cleaning the fucker!!!

cigarette stub by Telephony August 16, 2013

cigarette smoking man 

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

cigarette smoking man by owlatrice April 27, 2004