chutney

v. To push one's testicle into the anus and remove in a rapid motion creating a combination pop/suction sound.

Damn, she looks good enough to chutney. I'd sure like to give chutney her.

by Ahab the Whaler May 30, 2006

Chutney Pudi

The crusty film you scrape off yourself after a careless night in a low-end Indian brothel.

Ugh...my wife found those flakes of chutney pudi all in my dirty clothes when I got back home.

by Dirty Venkat February 2, 2019

Chutney bunker

A woman's "lady garden"

"Dot Cotton's crusty chutney bunker"

by Cammo July 12, 2004

Chutness

Derived from the word chut (hindi word for cunt-hole)

Used to describe a shitty act, event or situation, etc...

ME: "Yo, I met this blazin' chick who sucks a mean dick, but she spits, she doesn't swallow"
YOU: "Oh man, that's such chutness"

by Chuts from D-town January 14, 2006

chutney locker thief

Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.

Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief

by wordweasel May 12, 2009

Chutney Chaser

n. The name given to one man that seeks the company of South Asian men. (both long and short term)

Why does Frank think Ravi's so hot?

Well Frank is what we call a chutney chaser.

by CORRHEA November 16, 2010

chutney ferret sweepstake

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS

I won when Freddie Mercury came up

by Hugh Janus October 23, 2003