by super de fuckin duper June 05, 2007
by BOOM_HEADSHOT August 07, 2007
Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.
by Costa Rica March 16, 2008
by tuggerina August 20, 2011
chuck norris dont have a chin....he just has an extra fist under his beard
chuck norris dont gotta mow....he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow
when the boogeyman goes to sleep..he checks his closet for chuck norris
chuck norris uses a night light... not cause he is afraid of the dark....cause the darks afraid of chuck norris.
chuck norris can count to infinity.............twice
chuck norris can eat a bowl of diamonds every day for breakfast..........with no milk
chuck norris dont gotta mow....he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow
when the boogeyman goes to sleep..he checks his closet for chuck norris
chuck norris uses a night light... not cause he is afraid of the dark....cause the darks afraid of chuck norris.
chuck norris can count to infinity.............twice
chuck norris can eat a bowl of diamonds every day for breakfast..........with no milk
by *~* burpie *~* March 28, 2009
The name of the toughest guy in Hollywood. Many references to Chuck Norris's toughness have been made. Some examples follow.
1) If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will kill you.
2) Someone actually asked for Chuck Norris's autograph. He now has a permanent footprint carved into his forehead.
1) If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will kill you.
2) Someone actually asked for Chuck Norris's autograph. He now has a permanent footprint carved into his forehead.
3) Chuck Norris doesn't bathe...Water asks permission to make contact with Chuck Norris's skin.
4) Chuck Norris doesn't grocery shop. Food comes to Chuck Norris in fear of Chuck Norris looking for food.
5) A man once said that Chuck Norris isn't that tough. Pieces of this man are still orbiting the Earth.
6) What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper soaked in the blood of the reporter who wrote a negative review about one of Chuck Norris's movies.
7) Three blind mice gave Chuck Norris a dirty look.....once.
8) Chuck Norris doesn't fight. Nobody's that stupid.
9) The four horsemen of the Apocalypse were hired after Chuck Norris quit
10) Chuck Norris was slated to star in "The Matrix" until the writers realized that the movie would then have only been a second or two long.
11) Chuck Norris doesn't give you the finger. He breaks all of yours.
12) If it looks like Chuck Norris might be late for something; time slows itself down.
13) Chuck Norris once got caught in the rain. This region of Earth is now known as the Sahara Desert. Rain will never fuck with Chuck Norris again.
14) A man once asked Chuck Norris to define his feminine qualities. This man has become the deepest human ever buried.
15) One day while Chuck Norris was salmon fishing with his bare hands he saw a huge Kodiak bear. The bear played dead.
4) Chuck Norris doesn't grocery shop. Food comes to Chuck Norris in fear of Chuck Norris looking for food.
5) A man once said that Chuck Norris isn't that tough. Pieces of this man are still orbiting the Earth.
6) What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper soaked in the blood of the reporter who wrote a negative review about one of Chuck Norris's movies.
7) Three blind mice gave Chuck Norris a dirty look.....once.
8) Chuck Norris doesn't fight. Nobody's that stupid.
9) The four horsemen of the Apocalypse were hired after Chuck Norris quit
10) Chuck Norris was slated to star in "The Matrix" until the writers realized that the movie would then have only been a second or two long.
11) Chuck Norris doesn't give you the finger. He breaks all of yours.
12) If it looks like Chuck Norris might be late for something; time slows itself down.
13) Chuck Norris once got caught in the rain. This region of Earth is now known as the Sahara Desert. Rain will never fuck with Chuck Norris again.
14) A man once asked Chuck Norris to define his feminine qualities. This man has become the deepest human ever buried.
15) One day while Chuck Norris was salmon fishing with his bare hands he saw a huge Kodiak bear. The bear played dead.
by thedude1963 April 20, 2013
The shit, every shit, everything around the shit, everything on the shit, the shoes that have stepped in the shit, the shit on the shoes, the smell of the shit, the flies that eat the shit, basically....the shit.
by beeb the destroyer January 31, 2011