Mega Chonker

Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.

Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.

Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!

How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!

by VoidProphet January 12, 2019

chonker

what you call a morbidly obese animal, normally it is what they're owners will call them to make themselves feel better about making they're animal have a short uncomfortable life. they will then use this obese animal to get them some of that internet fame.

Owner " aren't you just a silly little chonker"
cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer"
Owner "smile for reddit!"

by Ninjablevins March 7, 2020

Chongly

What Innova refers to ass His Penis...
It refers to an extremely FLAPPY COCK

Innova "My Cock is quite Chongly today"
Sinistrgates "Check out Innova's Chongly"

by Sinistrgates February 25, 2010

Chongwich

When you get extremely drunk and wake up between two chongas

I blacked out and woke up in a chongwich

by Enrico Pallazzo November 19, 2015

chonky

Chonky is a common word used for a fresh fat cat who can steal your anime waifu. He eats lasagna thats enough to seduce your dad

This Chonky cat looking kinda fresh doe

by Gay weeb sandman November 8, 2019

Butt Chongler

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch

Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler

by Pook_ October 12, 2016

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006