chode

1.) This skin between the testicles and the anus: taint stank
2.) A penis with a width measuring greater than the length.
3.) Randy Kelley: r tard randomonium
1.) These bicycle shorts chafe the chode.
2.) How will he ever get laid with that chode?
3.) Dude, quit being a chode and wake the fuck up!
by emiality February 26, 2007
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Choad
syn "Gutch" "Dutche"
area of skin between the scrotum and the anus, also a short, fat penis
joe has an ingrown hair on his choad
by Grampus September 13, 2003
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A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.
Person 1: "God damn! John Brown has a chode!"
Person 2: "Slap shot!"
by Maximus Desimus Meridious July 31, 2004
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1. A penis that has extreme width compared to its lengh. When erect, sides expand, but does not grow in lengh, only in circunference. Some say it's a curse, however people who delevop the skills necessary to use it affirm its a gift. Chodes do exist, however are rather rare to find.
2. Used quite uncommonly as the ara between the scrotum and the anal cavity.
1.
- Check out that chode! Massive width!
- Yea, and its expanding... no! its getting an erection!

2. I like having my chode licked, however not my anus or scrotum.
by GoldenCako May 25, 2005
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A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.
Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!
by Mikey February 20, 2003
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A penis that is wider than long.
Katie finally found Tom's chode.
by martinevans May 26, 2006
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Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.
by **** *** September 10, 2003
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