Children

tiny people

Children are tiny people

by Yappinator June 14, 2025

children

"Young persons aged 0 through 17 years" and "unmarried persons still living with their parents" lumped together into one same English term — despite some foreign languages have separate terms for these different definitions

The cinema offers free admission for children under the age of 3 years, it only requires parents to pick age-appropriate movies.

by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025

CHILDREN!

Turn into ADULTS! when they turn 18 years old.

:P I couldn't resist

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

CHILDREN!

When a man runs you over with a truck.

I was childrened by Bob in his new Mini Van!

by TheWiggidy October 11, 2003

CHILDREN!

(v.) To be run over by a van with the word "CHILDREN" painted upon the side.

I got childrened when I walked into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 17, 2003

CHILDREN!

To have your "quarterman" run over by a van driven by John the Bald Guy

"I'm totally crushing!"
"CHILDREN!"

by Pimpmobile October 10, 2003

Children's Online Daycare

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...

Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!

by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013