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cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.
"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."
by triviagame December 23, 2004
mugGet the cheesecake postermug.

westbarns cheesecake

when you fall asleep in east lothian and wake up with a cleveland steamer,courtisy of the pies
joanne g wont fall asleep in the wbi again after waking up with a westbarns cheesecake on her pus!!!
by jamie lugton February 21, 2009
mugGet the westbarns cheesecakemug.

blue cheesecake

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!
by CaptThomas April 18, 2019
mugGet the blue cheesecakemug.

cheesecake moment

Orgasm. Derived from the feeling you get from eating good cheesecake being similar to an orgasm.
When she saw him, she had a cheesecake moment in her pants because he was sooooo hot!
by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010
mugGet the cheesecake momentmug.

Cheesecake Bites

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.
Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.
by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017
mugGet the Cheesecake Bitesmug.

cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism
"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."
by pearlquark February 12, 2022
mugGet the cheesecake campaignmug.

tangy cheesecake

My girl friend has a yeast infection so I started off sex with a tangy cheesecake.
by Bearcat Guy December 21, 2017
mugGet the tangy cheesecakemug.

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