cheesecake poster 

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

cheesecake poster by triviagame December 23, 2004

Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday 

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

Cheesecake Hand Job 

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

Cheesecake Hand Job by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

cheesecake moment 

Orgasm. Derived from the feeling you get from eating good cheesecake being similar to an orgasm.

When she saw him, she had a cheesecake moment in her pants because he was sooooo hot!

cheesecake moment by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010

Cheesecake Bites 

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.

Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.

Cheesecake Bites by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017

Cheesecake Pussy 

An inside joke that Shit Kink Alley has made up.

Jay - YOOOo dude I thought that cheesecake was a pussy for a second.

Max - WHAT?:)2&&,!-$2$

Jay and Ghost - Cheesecake pussy ong!!😎

Cheesecake Pussy by vooomit March 20, 2021

cheesecake campaign 

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

cheesecake campaign by pearlquark February 12, 2022