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Calum Hood

The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.
Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?

Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.

Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.

Person 2: Same shister

Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU

Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
by Fuck me Calum April 8, 2019
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Chalupa money

financial assets set aside for the temporary employment of a lesser whore.

typically used to talk about ones unsavory deeds in public without repercussion.
" Nothing planned this weekend, running low on Chalupa Money."
by otakuwind January 27, 2004
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Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.
Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!
by Alan Statham November 11, 2011
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Chadular

When you become an epic chad at school making fun of the quiet kid...
Chadular Gamer: urmom gay nobody be loving you
Eugene (AKA: The Quiet Kid): What did you fucking say to me
Chad Gamer: I said you should hang yourself little vsco bitch
Eugene: (AKA: The Quiet Kid): *starts to reach into bag*
Chad Gamer: You gonna pull out your mom and dad's divorce papers huh?
Eugene: (AKA: The Quiet Kid): *pulls out his AR-69 Rifle*
Chad Gamer: HEY MAN IT WAS BUT A JOKE LOLXD SO FUNNY... HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN...
Eugene: (AKA: The Quiet Kid): *shoots the chad gamer 69 times*
VSCO Boys and Girls: *pulls out hydroflasks and throws them at Eugene*
Eugene: *Pulls out F1 Grenade and throws it at the Vsco's*
Everyone Else: hey thats illegal
by Epic Username September 30, 2019
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fupa chalupa

The fupa chulupa or the fupe chupe is simply when the womans fat ass fupa engulfs her big meaty taco, rendering the fupa chalupa.
"Daddy why is that fat bitch's stomach stuck between her legs?" "Thats a fupa chalupa, son"
by Tim Downs Brad Kaye December 7, 2006
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Double Cheese Chalupa

to have unprotected sex with two girls with out washing your penis in between
As soon as Janice left, Wifey showed up and Primeau had no choice but to give her the double cheese chalupa
by dbldn11 January 14, 2007
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chalupa

A very tasty form of taco which occurs in and around taco bell. The fire™ brand salsa can be combined with the previously mentioned chalupa in order to augment the flavor exponentially.
Please pass the fire sauce so that I may increase the potential flavor quotient of my chalupa.
by pot stikker November 21, 2004
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