Calorically Challenged

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

reality challenged

(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.

Most politicians are reality challenged. So are a number of attorneys, as well as most people living in Hollywood.

To use it in a sentence: "That guy is SO reality challenged... that he can't even tell shit from Shinola!"

by Tom Navarro December 15, 2008

Matt Knowles challenge

To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.

Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"

by HarryTipper May 27, 2011

Mortally Challenged

The Demons of Doom Eternal are referred to as "Mortally Challenged". Its a silly joke in the game. A few Liberals are upset about this and they claim that the game equates Demons with Immigrants. Which is not true.

Blue Hologram Chick : Remember, "Demon" can be an offensive term, refer to them as Mortally Challenged

Doomslayer : The wall just got ten feet higher

by throwawaymysoul00 August 24, 2018

fashionably challenged

someone who is not properly into the trend of clothing

Danielle Toth is fashionably challenged, but Sara and Linda are not fashionably challenged.

by ksutton94 July 2, 2009

Ego chall

When you are playing a video game and you have the ego to “Challenge” someone hopping right into them and absolutely shitting on them.

Yo clumsy just absolutely ego challed me and washed my day up gg bruv gg

by A Clumsy Montage December 23, 2020

Challenge Pissing

A contest in which the participants try to piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet.

Any way you look at it, Tim, there is only one way to settle this: let's do some challenge pissing.

by the brocean March 17, 2011