heterosexual woman

attracted to men and doja cat

Dumb hoe: How is she a heterosexual woman??? She faps to "MOOO!".
Smart, strong, independent, grown-ass lady: She is.

by I have 16 accounts May 28, 2022

heterosexual relationship killer

A girl witnesses mistreatment of women by their father and chooses not to be in relationship with a man.

My Dads mistreatment/ abuse albeit emotional or physical of women is why I dont trust men. He is the epitome of a " Heterosexual Relationship Killer"

by Lioness61 June 5, 2022

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019

Flaming heterosexual

A younger straight sister who wears a bright yellow, oversized, big-bird jacket. Is also continually overenthusiastic about literally everything that excites her.

"See that big-bird looking person over yonder? Yeah, that's my flaming heterosexual little sis!"

by Lukewarmgay April 26, 2021

heterosexual marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Her beliefs only allow for a heterosexual marriage

by tory borty December 15, 2012

anti-heterosexual

Type: Adjective

Describing and/or pertaining to something or someone being insultingly gay.

Also used as anti-h.

"Dang, did you see him, he was carrying a purse."

"Yeah, that's seriously anti-heterosexual."

"Man, that joke was anti-h."

by prankmaster August 24, 2005

dead-butch straight heterosexual

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.

Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!

by Braithwait July 27, 2006