cereal pirate

1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.

2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.

1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.

by argh! April 27, 2006

Cereal, no syrup?

Cereal is supposed to sound like serious. While syrup represents the sugar coating of the truth or a lie. So, the whole phrase is: seriously, no lie.

Nathan: She says you are cute bro
Mark: Cereal, no syrup?
Nathan: Cereal

by JHUBois November 20, 2015

Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 7, 2010

cereal box

a place u go to, to escape reality. no one else can enter your cereal box, only you!

brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.

(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)

by jeny February 25, 2008

i'm cereal

Meaning I´m serous. From SouthPark episode.
Always used in a humoristic way.

Nobody is gonna believe you didn't eat the cookies.
But i'm telling you it wasn't me. I'm cereal!

by Gastón Haro September 24, 2007

Cereal Bar

Basically god itself

1: Cereal bar
2: haha yeah cereal bar

by CerealBarLover May 9, 2018

Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019