brain cells

The cells found in your brain.
aka: what you lose after smoking weed.

Going out to kill some more brain cells.

by BrittanySmith:) August 3, 2007

shred the cello

to make a lesbo cum

Mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend

by shalama momma November 4, 2009

collossal

Large, big, gigantic

The collossal road project was overwhelming to the contractors.

by texasroofer January 17, 2008

Cellous

Being jealous of a person who plays the cello. To covet thy neighbor's cello.

He was cellous of her after she outplayed him for the final spot in the orchestra.

Nathan had always dreamed of playing the cello and he became quite cellous when he saw Bella's beautiful new instrument.

by S. Finch November 18, 2011

Celloist

Someone who discriminates against cellos

M: "Look, here comes Conor! God he's such a celloist!"
C: "Really? Wow he's so stupid, what a clusterfuck!"

by Radioleg March 27, 2019

EQ Cells

The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.

Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.

~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2

"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."

by Dahello123 November 19, 2018

stem cells

this is a more simple definition of it. before the human body developes it has stem cells, which are like blank cells, that will eventually become other things, if stem cells are put next to muscle tissue, it will become muscle tissue etc. you can get them from aborted fetuses and they could cure diseases like alzheimers, because they might beable to put the stem cells in the people, and have them replicate and rebuild the brain cells. and yes, as the other person said "Often confused by the laymen and stupid right-wing politicians as tiny little babys but really more similar to dandruff than babys"

stem cells could save millions of people but republicans wont let that happen

by alex14 August 20, 2006