Caulifart

The invariable odor that comes from the anus after consuming raw vegetables, specifically the odd smell of cauliflower byproducts during the digestive process.

My wife started this new diet of eating raw cauliflower and treated me to a caulifart fueled dutch oven later in bed.

by Da Boxman September 26, 2011

Caulooter

A cooter with a cauliflower like bulbous mass.

There's no way that caulooter smells worse than it looks.

by Mattsowell October 7, 2011

caldo de res

Caldo de res is a mexican soup that consists of beef and other assourtments of vegetables. It isn't really made for any special occasion so it appears almost year round. Oh, and the soup is served hot then hell. Mexican moms have a tendency of making this dish at the worst possible times.

*gets home from school after a 103 degree day*

Kid: Mom whats for lunch?

Mom: Caldo de Res

by thebeaster12 June 9, 2016

cauliflowigender

A gender who is neither male nor female but sexually identifies as cauliflower. they have the ability to grow tentacles and beecum a brockilee .They tyipically get triggered when forced to eat vegetals and preffer to eat phil sfift xxxl mega peepee as an alternate

i is a cauliflowigender. give me a phiil swfif mega peeppee or i will tentacle attac

by gendr mastr .com February 21, 2018

Caldwell Academy

School full of goody goody’s. Every middle schooler is a snitch and the high schoolers don’t have much of a life. The school tries to be fun but is actually cheesy and childish. Always firing teachers and principles the school can just never get it right. 0/10 would not recommend. I know from experience.

Caldwell Academy is the worst school out there.

by Dr. Cromwell July 6, 2018

Emma Caulfield

A very hot and creative actress that is known for her role as Anya from the hit series Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She also have created CONTROPUSSY a web-comic with her friend Camilla Rantsen. They have also created Who is Ripped? a supernatural web-comic based in the 1800

Emma Caulfield is a Sexy and creative Actress that Wow´s the world daily

by smush83 November 17, 2011

Bitch Cauliflower

A person with obnoxiously curly hair that resembles broccoli or cauliflower. Can be used as an insult, or as a cute nickname for your curly-haired friend.

Sam: Brooo you're hair is so curly, I'm gonna call you a Bitch Cauliflower.
Jay: Ugh fine 😂

by 911helloitsjamescharles March 15, 2020