Carson

A HOMELESS MAN THAT LIVES IN A SHITTER.

Oh man! He really is a Carson!

by FrogMolester July 18, 2018

Carson

a stinky shriveled poo

ew it’s...carson

by fukduk123 October 20, 2020

Carson

A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.

P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson

A stupid little bitch that only cares about himself.

Why are you being such a Carson?

by AlexDaBean March 30, 2022

Carson

8ball Legend

Carson just beat me in 8ball
I’m training to go up against Carson in 8ball

by SmoothJazzStops April 16, 2020

Carson

The opposite of a Saywer. Carson will go after your ex girl right after you guys break up and have no care for your feelings. Fake friend

Bro look at Carson flirting with your ex! Didn't you guys break up yesterday?

by TheRealFuni March 24, 2022

Carson

"I. WAS. BIRTHED. A. FEMALE. AND. MY. NAME. IS. CARSON." That was me, also a person that is very LGBTQ+

Person: Oh there's a new student named Carson

Other person: I hope he's cute!

Person: NAMES DON'T HAVE GENDERS-

by FlowerBish May 30, 2021