the career ender

the act of stapling your scrotum to your leg.

Holy shit, Steve-O just did the career ender!

by heartagram82 November 5, 2003

Alu Capreia

"You're A Dirty Whore"

Based off absolutely nothing.

"Alu Capreia Alexia!"

by Jesus Drazon January 31, 2005

Careece

Quite nice. Is a great friend until you hear what she says about you behind your back. Doesn't know what she is doing until she does it. If you are to meet a careece I would suggest running.

Oh no! Here comes Careece!

by VampireBat October 27, 2017

mr. capretta

The best elementary school teacher on the planet! He also has a tomato garden

When mr. Capretta teaches: "Okay class, so the way gears work is that......yeah my family celebrates Christmas

by Ur dad May 7, 2016

CLM: Career Limiting Move

Saying or doing something at work to a superior that will likely result in the termination of your employment.

Coco hung pictures of her superior Adam around her desktop and dressed the images with different headwear. -Example of CLM: Career Limiting Move at Uber

by Anonymous User- Not Coco December 19, 2019

career soldiers

the best punk band around (with original members)
theyre from san diego
and jake the singer is super hot
their songs:
finding freedom in hopelessness, dead end youth, live my life resisting, passion for destruction, consume, this is our scene, the suburbs are coming down, i dont need it, conformity, dont play your role, fuck 5-0, american justice is a lie, and together we shout

dude i saw career soldiers last week with clit 45.

by careersoldiers June 23, 2006

career creeper

Someone who creeps to an extreme degree, to the point of making their livelihood off of stalking and making others uncomfortable.
See creeper

That josh kid I added on facebook yesterday asked me for a naked pic. Kelly said he did the same thing to her last week, he must be a career creeper.

by J Britt January 28, 2009