calland

licking poo of a toilet seat

i once saw this guy licking poo of the toilet seat. i was like whoaaaaa stop callanding the toilet seat man!

by holziiiiiebzzzz June 2, 2010

Callan

An amazing person who will always be by your side. They have their hard times but will got through it with amazing will power. They have a strong mind set and will get things done when it means something to them. People fall for them and can’t stop staring at them. Their extremely artistic and well rounded. Everyone loves them and hopes they can be friends with them.

Guy: Do you see that crowd of people wonder what their doing
Girl: They must be with Callan everyone loves her

by Lit bro June 8, 2018

caolin

The human equivalent of Millennial Humor.

Friends: He's always making dark jokes

Stranger: What's his name?
Friends: Caolin
Stranger: Well that's why.

by DiamondJolt October 19, 2019

Caelan

like the male version but for them females who have the great fortune of being named caelan. as a female named caelan, everything is true, for the most part. but instead of huge cocks we have big asses and curvaceous bodies. usually not straight whether that be bi, pan, or full on gay.. you got it whether u admit to it or not. we have double digit body counts too. jk thats a lie. its only 9.

caelan is such a whore but i would kill to be her.

by c-swizzleswifty April 18, 2021

Rachel Caplan

The most amazing best friend, anyone could ever wish for. Always trustworthy, always a shoulder to cry on... and always just there when you need her the most; not to mention so fucking peng-a-leng I could eat her all up!

Rachel Caplan is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

by dgrtybty December 11, 2011

Callan

A smart and loyal man with a great personality and humor

Callan is so perfect

by Blackdeath69 March 14, 2017

Callan

A gorgeous, short ,pale, extremly sexy girl who loves to party. Callan comsumes a lot of Taco Bell and orange juice. She is usually very talented on the saxophone. Callan is a huge geek though so watch out. Callan is also very funny. Be careful not to piss yourself when she makes a joke. Callan is quite wierd though. She tends to dye her hair crazy colors. She also does not give a fuck about a lot of things. Also if Callan was a male she would have a huge penis because that is just how awesome she is.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is so awesome.

Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.

by apurpleape December 7, 2010