vax-cattle

also known as "branch covidians" are people (usually those with left-leaning political sensibilities) belonging to a neo-secular religious cult, who embrace the new religion of pathogen-fear-worship. These zealots worships at the altar of media-promoted and government-induced panic-porn. Characteristic traits include virtue-signaling their own worth and the worth of others based on the amount of fear that can be publicly exchanged within those respective social groups, where fear is exchanged as a form of social currency used to purchase, sell, broadcast, and extol the following: reverence, ego, rapport, faux-virtue, adoration and admiration.

Man, the media have become modern day televangelists for the vax-cattle.

by bobbysixkillr April 7, 2021

big hat, no cattle

when someone is so full of themselves, and loves to hear themselves talk, but it is all a facade, and there is never any action or substance to back it up
see: all bark and no bite

This guy I work with keeps telling me he is going to kick my ass because I let his daughter suck my dick at the company picnic. That will never happen, he wears a big hat, but he has got no cattle.

by the a.h. March 31, 2004

cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

by Brian Brillian May 4, 2008

cattle prod

Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.

I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.

by Larry Stevens July 9, 2005

cattled

To get absolutely wasted on drink/drugs/both...

I feel terrible, got absolutely cattled last night

by The Admiral November 23, 2003

Cantley

Cantley: noun. Pronounced "Can't-Lee"
1. A small town in Quebec near Gatineau.
2. A boring place to live.
3. Home of Major druggies.
4. Also known as the "CCC" Cantley Cronic Crew.

Person: Reppin' the CCC!
Me: Oh man, Cantley is HICK.

by Carolannnnn January 31, 2007

Cattle Misandry

The discrimination or hatred of vegans against the male sex, specifically involving cattle.

Vegan - “milk is for baby cows!”

Normal person - “what about the bulls? That’s cattle Misandry.”

by Big Ed February 5, 2020