The Amanda Bynes

A comical sexual maneuver named after Nickolodeon star Amanda Bynes in which a man places one sweat-stained testicle over each of a woman's eyes, then slowly drags them back across the woman's hair.

"I pulled the Amanda Bynes after busting in her face and her hair was so shiny after."

by RDMDM MD August 10, 2009

Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014

betes

What you call a person with diabetes without having to say the whole word.

I was at a nudist colony and Betes over there shot up with insulin before munching some box.

by J. Miller February 1, 2005

Another one bites the dust

This phrase originated from western movies/television shows. When someone got shot and fell on their Face into the dirt, they quite literally “bite the dust!!”

“He shot every single man and then the leader... !”
“Yeah, another one bites the dust!!”

by PeterPanMom February 20, 2020

Another One Bites My Nuts

Ooh, let's go!

Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.

Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.

Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy

Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,

(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)

Queer's Gayest Shits
Featuring:
Killer Peen
Brohemian Chrapsody
You're My Boyfriend
Somebody To Fuck
Tie Your Brother Down
We Fuck The Champions
We Will Fuck You
Spread Your Cheeks
CumOnMy Face
Fat Bottomed Boys
Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Fuck Me
Play The Wang
Smash
Secret Semen Pies
Obedience Lover Boy
Now I'm Cumming
Another One Bites My Nuts

by NickrophiIia February 27, 2019

Spider Bites

Two piercings on lower lip (can also be two on both sides of lip = 4 piercings) mainly only 2 done

Vanessa only has one set of Spider Bites, but they still look good.

by SPiDER_BiTTEN January 23, 2009

vampire bites

piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES.

Dick: Duuude! check out my vampire bites!
Dave: That's freakin' awesome!
Dick: Yah, hurts like a bitch though

by EMObastard. May 17, 2008