Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

by The belly November 22, 2017

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.

That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?

by Fandamme January 30, 2018

Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Skunk buzzard

White trash

The skunk buzzards are digging in the recyclables again.

by Skunk masters September 9, 2020

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Trip-buzzard

the person who ends up ruining everyone else's trip. this can be done in many ways such as inciting paranoia, buzz-killing, anger and etc.

trip for the obvious and buzzard for an omen of death, death of the vibe

"Nah man don't even invite him to the party, he doesn't like when people smoke"
"what a trip-buzzard"

by buke and len October 23, 2023