Bumfuzzled

When a person does something so idiotic that you cannot even grasp the concept of how f'ed up it was.

Example:

When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUY GO!!!!

What the hell was he thinking? I'm just.... BUMFUZZLED!

by TX-5OH July 2, 2011

bumfry

You use this word when you are referring to someone who is being lame or has a tendency to be lame.

Taylor dropped my croissant, he's such a bumfry.

by gnatosaurus.rex May 2, 2018

Bumfumbles

The word can either be used as an expletive "Oh, bumfumbles!" or it can be turned into a verb: "They were bumfumbling in the back of the garden" In past tense: "He's been bumfumbled!" etc. "Shall we go for a bumfumble in the shed?"

"I've been bumfumbled"
"Care for some bumfumble"
"I bumfumbled this assignment in 24 hours"
"Oh bumfumbles, I dropped my ice cream"

by FumblingBum March 14, 2010

Bumfly

An irritating person who won't leave you alone, they are always hanging around

He is such a bumfly, he wont go away!

by bogfly November 25, 2009

bumfuzzle

bastardization of befuddle, often used reflexively; baffle; confuse.

I thought math was hard, but physics totally bumfuzzled me.

by insignis November 14, 2003

Bumfuddle

1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism

1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.

by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004

Bumfish

Slang for faeces.

"Dude, check out the major bumfish in the toilet!"

by frankthefish August 9, 2009